The Village of Stabs and Scabs (Negative HP RPG)

“Greeted with some stabs, leave with some scabs.” That’s the promise that Mayor Scumcot Danglebee guarantees to any adventures brave enough to enter Jowl BKA the Village of Stabs and Scabs. A network of taverns, dive bars, and shitty inns, this is the place questers come to die violently or to find a wide assortment of low-level bullshit side jobs like fighting giant rats in dirty cellars or dirty rats in giant cellars.

But what about the people of Jowl? Well, they are as assorted as the type of gunk you might find on the bottom of your boot. Thievery is common and the Paladin of Moods takes care of law enforcement, depending on how he feels at any given moment. Wizards are few and far between, but magicians and mimes are everywhere! They’re just as a good as wizards, right? Devil-worshiping bards and their cultist groupies keep the nights full of guttural growls and screeches. And of course the Guild of Murderhobos ensures that death is never far for any unfortunates that cross their paths.

There’s plenty of conflict to be had in this miserable, but charming, hovel in the middle of an abandoned demon goat graveyard. But can Jowl lead to glory and not just wallowing in a rancid mixture of blood, beer, and (probably) giant rats corpses? Only those brave enough can find out. Let’s see our current crop of would-be Jowlites!

Omnicron the Magnificent

I’m a swell guy!

Player: Mark Lawrence

Level: 7 (?)

Class: Amiable Peasant

Race: Human

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Skills: Running Away, Climbing Trees

STR: 10

DEX: 9

CON: 6

INT: 6

WIS: 8

CHA: 17


Neutrality is a way of life.

Player: Gareth Hanrahan

Level: 6 (?)

Class: Wizard

Race: Human

Alignment: Neutral AF

Skills: Deception, Arcana

STR: 10

DEX: 7

CON: 12

INT: 14

WIS: 12

CHA: 16


Other cats beware.

Player: Peter McLean

Level: 5 (?)

Class: Cat Wizard

Race: Elf

Alignment: Neutral Evil

Skills: Persuasive Speech, Commune with Animals

STR: 5

DEX 14

CON: 14

INT: 18

WIS: 13

CHA: 11

Steph the Beautiful Rat Boy

Tragic, beautiful, and drunk.

Player(s): Anna Smith-Spark and/or Michael R. Fletcher

Level: 4 (?)

Class: Cleric

Race: Beautiful Rat Boy

Alignment: Chaotic Neutral

Skills: Good in Bed, Fantastic Olfactory (not Old Factory) Sense

STR: 8

DEX: 9

CON: 9

INT: 12

WIS: 11

CHA: 13


Plotting the arrangement of boxes.

Player: Elle Lewis

Level: 3 (?)

Class: Cleric of Death

Race: Fae

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Skills: Trapping, Flamethrower

STR: 12

DEX: 13

CON: 9

INT: 15

WIS: 16

CHA: 8


I don’t need no stinkin’ band!

Player: Nicholas Eames

Level: 2(?)

Class: Ranger

Race: Dwarf

Alignment: Chaotic Good

Skills: Rope Handling, Survival

STR: 8

DEX: 14

CON: 10

INT: 14

WIS: 9

CHA: 4


Ballsack is a difficult word to spell.

Player: Mike Shel

Level: 1 (?)

Class: Alchemist

Race: Gnome

Alignment: Neutral Good

Skills: Uncanny Accuracy, Stomach of Iron

STR: 11

DEX: 14

CON: 9

INT: 16

WIS: 12

CHA: 14

Coming soon…Jeramy Hotblood and Ivor Limesment.