“Greeted with some stabs, leave with some scabs.” That’s the promise that Mayor Scumcot Danglebee guarantees to any adventures brave enough to enter Jowl BKA the Village of Stabs and Scabs. A network of taverns, dive bars, and shitty inns, this is the place questers come to die violently or to find a wide assortment of low-level bullshit side jobs like fighting giant rats in dirty cellars or dirty rats in giant cellars.
But what about the people of Jowl? Well, they are as assorted as the type of gunk you might find on the bottom of your boot. Thievery is common and the Paladin of Moods takes care of law enforcement, depending on how he feels at any given moment. Wizards are few and far between, but magicians and mimes are everywhere! They’re just as a good as wizards, right? Devil-worshiping bards and their cultist groupies keep the nights full of guttural growls and screeches. And of course the Guild of Murderhobos ensures that death is never far for any unfortunates that cross their paths.
There’s plenty of conflict to be had in this miserable, but charming, hovel in the middle of an abandoned demon goat graveyard. But can Jowl lead to glory and not just wallowing in a rancid mixture of blood, beer, and (probably) giant rats corpses? Only those brave enough can find out. Let’s see our current crop of would-be Jowlites!
Omnicron the Magnificent
Player: Mark Lawrence
Level: 7 (?)
Class: Amiable Peasant
Race: Human
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Skills: Running Away, Climbing Trees
STR: 10
DEX: 9
CON: 6
INT: 6
WIS: 8
CHA: 17
Oddifer
Player: Gareth Hanrahan
Level: 6 (?)
Class: Wizard
Race: Human
Alignment: Neutral AF
Skills: Deception, Arcana
STR: 10
DEX: 7
CON: 12
INT: 14
WIS: 12
CHA: 16
Minnie
Player: Peter McLean
Level: 5 (?)
Class: Cat Wizard
Race: Elf
Alignment: Neutral Evil
Skills: Persuasive Speech, Commune with Animals
STR: 5
DEX 14
CON: 14
INT: 18
WIS: 13
CHA: 11
Steph the Beautiful Rat Boy
Player(s): Anna Smith-Spark and/or Michael R. Fletcher
Level: 4 (?)
Class: Cleric
Race: Beautiful Rat Boy
Alignment: Chaotic Neutral
Skills: Good in Bed, Fantastic Olfactory (not Old Factory) Sense
STR: 8
DEX: 9
CON: 9
INT: 12
WIS: 11
CHA: 13
Boxie
Player: Elle Lewis
Level: 3 (?)
Class: Cleric of Death
Race: Fae
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Skills: Trapping, Flamethrower
STR: 12
DEX: 13
CON: 9
INT: 15
WIS: 16
CHA: 8
Grimwile
Player: Nicholas Eames
Level: 2(?)
Class: Ranger
Race: Dwarf
Alignment: Chaotic Good
Skills: Rope Handling, Survival
STR: 8
DEX: 14
CON: 10
INT: 14
WIS: 9
CHA: 4
Horace
Player: Mike Shel
Level: 1 (?)
Class: Alchemist
Race: Gnome
Alignment: Neutral Good
Skills: Uncanny Accuracy, Stomach of Iron
STR: 11
DEX: 14
CON: 9
INT: 16
WIS: 12
CHA: 14
Coming soon…Jeramy Hotblood and Ivor Limesment.
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